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US Election 2024: Overview of the 2024 US Elections from A to Z: Key Players and Topics | World News

US Election 2024: Overview of the 2024 US Elections from A to Z: Key Players and Topics | World News

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A to Z of the 2024 US election

A is for Avengers gathered for Harris.
B is for Bear, the one RFK Jr. abandoned in Central Park.
C is for childless cat ladies who all vote for Harris.
D is for Diddy, who is somehow friends with everyone.
E stands for Elon Musk, who wants to colonize Mars.
F stands for “fascist,” a word that Democrats like to refer to as Trump.
G is for government that Vivek Ramaswamy wants to shrink.
H is for Haitians, who definitely don't eat cats and dogs.
I stand with Iran trying to rig the US elections.
J is for JD Vance, NPR's favorite interviewee.
K is for KHive, the group of online Harris supporters.
L is for Liz Cheney, now a major Harris stan.
M is for marijuana, which Harris has promised to legalize.
N stands for Neocons, who are undesirables at MAGA.
O is for Oprah, who supports Harris.
P is for Pennsylvania, where Donald defeated death.
Q stands for QAnon, a conspiracy theory movement that claims a secret elite “deep state” is driving global corruption.
R stands for Roe v. Wadewhose fall could decide this election.
S stands for Swing States, which decide the fate of the nation.
T stands for “trans ideology,” which Trump has “promised” to ban.
U is for The Undertaker, who supports Trump for POTUS.
V stands for voter turnout, which is very high this year.
W is for “White Dudes” for Harris, whose lovers, Trump claims, are voting for him.
X is for X, which gave Trump a new platform.
Y is for YMCA, the gay anthem that Donald Trump likes to dance to.
Z stands for ZZZZZZ, after which Biden was released.

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