Jeffrey Epstein's Trump bombshells blew Jimmy Kimmel away

“I still don’t understand how close this race can be” Jimmy Kimmel said on the final episode of his late night show before Election Day as he shared the news with his audience Recordings obtained from the Daily Beast by the author Michael Wolff from Jeffrey Epstein to talk in detail about his relationship Donald Trump.

“We heard a bombshell audio recording of Jeffrey Epstein saying he was Trump's 'closest friend' and telling a lot of crazy stories, that hardly moved the nerve,” Kimmel said in disbelief. “Remember when Mitt Romney went down because He set up a dog carrier on the roof of his car? We just watched 100 hours of Jeffrey Epstein saying he and Trump were best friends; I didn’t even get a notification about it on my phone.”

Kimmel continued: “Epstein said Trump told him he was happy to do it Having sex with his best friends' wivesto the point where Epstein described Trump as having no “moral compass.” Do you know what kind of fiend you must be? Jeffrey Epstein to say that you have no moral compass? It's like if R. Kelly Was mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up.”

“Epstein said the first time Trump had sex with Melania was with him own private plane“And if that's not a storybook romance, I don't know what is,” Kimmel joked.

Kimmel then reminded viewers of a Fox News interview In June, Trump was asked if he would release the Epstein files. The former president hesitated, saying, “You don't want to impact people's lives if there's fake stuff in there, because there's a lot of fake stuff all over the world.”

“Right, it's better to lock her in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago,” Kimmel replied.

“None of the many child welfare advocates who wear his roles seem to care about any of this. The truth means almost nothing.” Kimmel marveled and added sarcastically, “I mean, we did it Pizzagate. Why should we care?”

Finally, after that Laying out his arguments against Trump for Republicans Last week, Kimmel ended the monologue with a closing argument for any undecided voters who might remain before Election Day.

“Take a moment and imagine a world where you wake up in the morning, read the news, and no one says the words 'Donald' or 'Trump.'” Just a bunch of normal, boring stuff. Wouldn't that be nice? No lawn signs. No red hats. No arguing with your grandfather,” he introduced himself. “Let’s remove this cancerous polyp from our shared national colon and move on already.”