Gisele Bündchen told Tom Brady in front of the media that she was pregnant

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It's become clear that the divorce was great for Gisele Bündchen. She spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, can't stop smiling and is now expecting a baby with her former boyfriend Joaquim Valente, a ju-jitsu teacher.

For Bündchen's ex-husband Tom Brady? Not so much. Since they parted ways, he seems to be struggling with everything from his retirement savings to his public image. (Some of this is his own doing – him did Sign up for a highly promoted roast.)

Either way, after Bündchen's pregnancy news, it's hard to imagine Brady skulking around his cavernous Miami mansion, writing stress-eating nightshades and sad Drake lyrics to his pal Jeff Bezos. TMZ claims Brady knew about the pregnancy before it made headlines, but that doesn't do much to ease the pain of your ex being incredibly happy right after the breakup.

How is he actually? Brady has given us some signs of life, but no signs of well-being. On Monday, he posted a sunset photo on his Instagram Stories with three heart emojis and shared that he was listening to the cover of the Chicks' “Landslide.” The “Landslide” lyrics rolled beneath hearts as the song played: “Can the child in my heart rise to the top?” Good God.

At least Brady is engaging in some healthy exorcism in one area of ​​his life: He announced Tuesday that he will say goodbye to some treasured football paraphernalia by auctioning them off at Sotheby's. Personally, I would recommend a ceremonial bonfire, but I think that's more lucrative.