Fade Gerrit Cole in Game 1

“What is there? Sick? Fired? Dead?” … “OMG, they locked you up?!” … “Good riddance!” … No, not dead.

But I ate a quarter pounder from McDonald's on my three day break. …

Back in time to break down the Yankees vs. Dodgers, New York vs. Los Angeles, Broadway vs. Hollywood World Series.

Pitching: Edge, Yankees.

Hit: Even because Freddie Freeman will play on one leg.

Bullpen: Edge, Dodgers.

Bench strength: Oswaldo Cabrera, Jasson Dominguez, John Sterling and the Americans.

MVPs: Richter/Ohtani. Even.

Most Valuable Interpreter: Dodgers.

Protected cities: Even.

Rat infestation: New York.

Earthquake? It's Los Angeles in a landslide.

Californian pizza or a slice of New York? Get it!

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Scaffolding goes to New York, but Rodeo Drive beats FDR Drive any day of the week.

Once we have digested this wealth of unnecessary information, we come to the all-important decisions.

Gerrit Cole and Jack Flaherty start Game 1.

Play $50 on LA and another $100 on the Dodgers to win the series.

We start the World Series at -132 Drysdales.

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