Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards recorded a Zach Bryan diss track called “Smallest Man.”

I originally started this blog thinking that I wouldn't sit here and comment on someone else's relationship, but on second thought, fuck it, I do.

Bri is a great girl who has had her life turned upside down only to be deceived by the man she trusted most. I don't care who you are or what you've done, this fucking sucks. I'm pretty sure everyone can relate, and if not, be grateful. It's the worst.

Given the circumstances and her ex's past, should she probably have seen it coming? Some people say – yes.

For some people I refer to Dave; who claims he wasn't a fan of Zach's from day one.

Now, is it strange that Dave felt this way and still agreed to accompany Bryan on stage as the guest of honor at his concert in Gillette last summer? The Portnoy haters will probably quickly say yes. But Team Portnoy here will be just as quick to point out that supporting a friend of a friend's music gig is what you call it.

Dave likes to say he's “no favors,” but I argue the opposite.

Bri mentioned last week that she wouldn't be starting recording for a while and would be taking a leave of absence

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So Dave and Josh decided to stand up for their friend and co-host when she was struggling. Something noble that should be applauded. Say what you will about Dave, but the man is as loyal as can be. And he loves a good mud fight.

First he had Bri's back on The unnamed show And BFF Podcast. On Twitter, he dedicated the Taylor song “Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” (a diss track about Scooter Braun) to Bri, which was aimed at Bryan.

And now we get news that one of this generation's greatest battle rappers has gone back to the lab, dusted off his notepad and written some Bryan-directed bars for a dissident track called “Smallest Man.”

It's out on YouTube at midnight tonight and if it's half as good as the multi-diamond hit “Rise Pageviews Rise” we should be in for some fireworks.

Tune in tonight at midnight on YouTube below.

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And check back here after the sinking for a breakdown and reaction.

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– UPDATE –

They just released a teaser for it. And if I'm honest, the beat is knocking, so let's hope they layered the verses on top.

— UPDATE —

Lost track