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“Dear Mr Smyth, please ignore the previous email sent from this address,” writes Simon McMahon. “Your package contains incorrect delivery information. Please reply to this email immediately with your bank details so that we can arrange a transfer to account no. 1909, bank code 1982/83. Kind regards, come United!”

“It feels like there was a ridiculous number “2-0 deficits have turned into 3-2 leads in the Premier League this season,” says Adam Becker. “Is it always like this and I haven’t been paying attention?”

Since football has become a disgrace to democracy, it is not uncommon for the richest teams to win after being 2-0 down. This season it feels like it's happening more in games involving the have-nots.

GOAL! Sunderland – Oxford 2-0 (63. Isidor)

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“Shaun Tooze’s message “That’s when I thought of one of my favorite quiz questions,” says Adam Griffiths. “'Sunderland did it in 1979, Villa did it in 1981. Who did it in 1980?'

“The answer is Trevor Brooking (winning goalscorer in the FA Cup final).”

GOAL! Brentford – Ipswich 3:2 (Mbeumo 50th/penalty)

Man City 1-0 Southampton And now Erling Haaland has made an absolute goalkeeper miss after Savinho's cross. He was barely two meters away and went past the gate. Ramsdale was flying towards him, so you can understand why he was trying to be so precise. But from two meters away it's never nice to miss the ball, especially when you're the deadliest footballer in the world.

GOAL! Leipzig – Freiburg 3:1 (Openda 75) Leipzig is at the top of the Bundesliga for at least 24 hours. Bayern Munich plays in Bochum tomorrow.

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Wayne Rooney's Plymouth™ endure a bit of a nightmare at home to Preston. Brad Potts made it 3-0 right at the start of the second half.

“Coventry scored for Wrexham against Charlton” notes Shaun Tooze. “Just a thought, but this needs to be turned into a weird, tricky quiz question somehow? There must have been other examples like this, right??”

I wouldn't be so sure. I mean, have you ever heard of a football player with the surname Charlton?

“Ajax 1971 had 11 left-footed players” says Gary Naylor. “Also 11 right-footed birds.”

And industrial amounts of Kool-Aid!

“A clarification, Rob – Ian Holloway is not taking charge of Swindon today.” writes Rob Francis. “I'm at the County Ground at the moment and I'm wondering if he's starting to worry about what he's gotten himself into… we're slipping towards non-league.”

Yes, sorry, I realized my mistake, was about to correct it, but then someone scored and that was the end of it.

“The young master Dony is right-handed, but left-handed” writes Matt Dony. “I always told him that good left feet are in high demand and that he will always have a place in a team. Maybe I should get him a bass too. Good bass players are also rare. The problem, of course, is that he would actually do it Be a bass player. And the guitarist in me couldn't live with the shame. What a dilemma. Anyway, one time he came home from training and excitedly told me that his coach had asked him to play on the right wing and come inside; “So dad, I'm basically like Messi. Ah, the confidence of youth.”

It's high time the cocky little idiot was informed that Messi will no longer play regularly on the right in 2008/09. That's really sweet, he sounds like a lovely boy. So much so that I think the Clockwatch community should band together to buy him a bass guitar. And lots of lessons with Nicky Wire.

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GOAL! Leipzig – Freiburg 2:1 (Geertruida 58.) Everything changes in the Red Bull Arena. Willi Orban equalized and now another defender, Lutsharel Geertruida, has put them in the lead.

Half time: Manchester City – Southampton 1-0 Southampton coach Russell Martin was cautioned shortly before half-time and angrily attacked someone. Finally, Jan Bednarek leads him through the tunnel.

Brentford 2-2 Ipswich There was a long offside check, but the goal stood. And it was ruled an own goal by defender Harry Clarke, although Wissa's shot was on target. When did that change?

GOAL! Leipzig – Freiburg 1:1 (47th Orban)

Manchester City 1-0 Southampton Cameron Archer hit the crossbar for Southampton even though he was offside, so it wouldn't have counted.

GOAL! Brentford 2-2 Ipswich (Wissa 45+2)

GOAL! Brighton 1-0 Wolves (Welbeck 45)

“The funny thing about the brawl at Old Trafford in 1990Aside from Denis Irwin being extremely gentle, there was actually a point deduction for bad behavior on the pitch,” writes Niall Mullen. “Yet the earth somehow continued to rotate on its axis and there was no team of powerful lawyer bots in action. Different times, I guess.”

Yes. At the time, the only possible response was a siege mentality.

GOAL! Brentford 1-2 Ipswich (Wissa 43)

“I seem to remember the downright funny fact that Mark Travers once scored a league goal for Weymouth on his debut,” writes Dan Osborn. “That begs the question: How many other goalkeepers have scored goals on their debut?”

That sounds like one for The Knowledge. If I remember, I'll put it in “Can you help?” this week.

Aston Villa 0-0 Bournemouth Another excellent save from Mark Travers, this time against Ezri Konsa. It sounds like he has blinders on.

Man City 1-0 Southampton

Aaron Ramsdale almost scored with a questionable pass to Bernardo Silva. Taylor Harwood-Bellis bails him out with a sliding block.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: John Beck's Cambridge never had this problem.

Brentford 0-2 Ipswich Chiedozie Ogbene was substituted and replaced by Wes Burns. It sounds like he messed up something in the lead up to the second goal.

Manchester City 1-0 Southampton

“Look, Rob,” says Ian Copestake, “we don’t need to be etymological experts to know that too many left-footed players are literally, as Latin Americans would say, scary. For this reason alone, City should lose at least three titles!”

Can we please find a game where Liverpool played six left-footed players in 2013-14? This way, Jose can win another title.

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GOAL! Brentford 0-2 Ipswich (Hirst 31)

NO GOAL! Aston Villa 0-0 Bournemouth

GOAL! Brentford 0-1 Ipswich (Szmodics 28)

GOAL! Aston Villa 1-0 Bournemouth (McGinn 27)

LaLiga Villarreal moved up to third place after a 2-1 win in Valladolid. Leicester graduate Ayoze Perez scored a late winner, continuing his good start to the season (a poor home game against Barcelona notwithstanding).

Aston Villa 0-0 Bournemouth The Bournemouth goalkeeper Mark Travers, who is filling in for the injured/unwell/look I don't know okay Kepa, has apparently already made two or three good saves.

“Oh, Choccy.” says Martin Widdicks: “I’m not sure I remember many Good Goals he scored, but I'm sure you'll correct me! I also believe he was one of the instigators of that Arsenal-United brawl…

“I decided to watch Brighton – Wolves. I really don't understand how much the wolves have to fight like that. They were decent against Forest and look dangerous against Brighton. Is it just their difficult game plan?”

Brian McClair scored some great volleys. The most famous was against Liverpool on New Year's Day 1989, but his best was certainly this one early in his United career. (As for the brawl, he added fuel to the fire by stabbing Nigel Winterburn in the back, but it was sparked by Anders Limpar being over the top. Well, that and almost eight years of mutual animosity.)